
NOT ONLY IS JAKE AWSOME BUT HE GOT 36% OFF HIS DRESS
Jake is not getting 36% off, Jake is getting 20% off because stores don’t let you stack discounts.
Normally, no.
But Jake is the ridiculously photogenic guy meme of dress purchases.
“This isn’t fair. You’re turning me into you!”
All other arguments are invalid.

Ponte Sant’Angelo, Rome, Italy (by Antonio Torres Ochoa)
In French, you don’t really say, “I miss you.”
You say, “Tu me manques,” which is closer to, “You are missing from me.”
I love that. “You are missing from me.” You are a part of me, you are essential to my being. You are like a limb or an organ, or blood. I cannot function, without you.
I would have thought it would mean like there’s an empty space in my heart or soul or whatever rather than an actual human part.
I mean the appendix and gallbladder is an organ and you can function without either.